Jewish vegetarian peacenik seeks relevance in modern world.
- Body: ow, ow, ache, need sleep
- Brain: you should really put something in your stomach
- Nose: yeah, those tater tots smell real good
- Brain: boy, they sure do!
- Mouth: gimme somma dat shizz
- Stomach: LOLNOPE!!!!! (BLOOOOOORRRGHH)
- Body: dude, brain, what'd you go and do that for??
- Brain: but... but... but...
- Body: ow ow ow ow
- LATER
- Brain: we should really work out
- Body: are you effing kidding me?!
- Brain: MUST NOT BREAK WORKOUT STREAK OCD OCD OCD OCD (cracks whip)
- Body: oh FINE
- A FEW MINUTES LATER
- Lungs: WTFFFFFFF
- Body: brain, what were you thinking???
- Brain: DANCE, MONKEY (brandishes cattle prod)
- LATER, AT WORK
- Stomach: uh, guys... I'm empty
- Brain: yeah, we should probably have something to eat
- Me: STFU ALL OF YOU OMG
- MORAL OF THE STORY: MY BRAIN IS A JERK
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